Since we found out that we're having a boy I've been slowly getting more used to the idea of having a son first. Everyone I know who has had a boy first has said that it's absolutely the best, and of course I know that I will love him more than anything no matter what... So I've decided to start an official list of reasons why it's so great to have a boy first.
1. Boys love their mommies more than anything- they don't call them "Momma's Boys" without a reason!
2. Boys don't dress in skanky clothes when they're teenagers. You might have to make them cut their hair or pull their shorts up but they're not going to head out of the house in mini-skirts and belly shirts. (not that a girl would EVER be allowed to do that in our house!)
3. Having a boy first means that if we do have a daughter later she'll have a big brother to protect her.
4. A boy is someone who will carry on the family name (which at this point is at risk of dying out!)
5. And my favorite reason currently (and if this is too crude for some of you-sorry, but I'm going to write it exactly as I heard it) : With a boy you only have to worry about one penis, with girls you have to worry about ALL the penises....
1. Boys love their mommies more than anything- they don't call them "Momma's Boys" without a reason!
2. Boys don't dress in skanky clothes when they're teenagers. You might have to make them cut their hair or pull their shorts up but they're not going to head out of the house in mini-skirts and belly shirts. (not that a girl would EVER be allowed to do that in our house!)
3. Having a boy first means that if we do have a daughter later she'll have a big brother to protect her.
4. A boy is someone who will carry on the family name (which at this point is at risk of dying out!)
5. And my favorite reason currently (and if this is too crude for some of you-sorry, but I'm going to write it exactly as I heard it) : With a boy you only have to worry about one penis, with girls you have to worry about ALL the penises....
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