Of course, my "Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Year-G" entry had to be about Gabby, aka Gabriella Spunklemeier Wiener Walters LeBaron... That's her official name. Journaling reads: You are, by far, the silliest dachshund I've ever known, and I've known quite a few! You make crazy faces, silly noises, and talk to us as though you're convinced that I understand what you're saying. You hate baths but love the sprinkler, have a serious Napoleon Complex, can go from cuddly to growling in a matter of seconds, and stick your tongue out while you're sleeping.. and I wouldn't have it any other way...